HEY!
No, I’m not a small pony.
No, my harness isn’t a saddle.
Yes, the guy at the end of my leash is walking me and not the other way around.
Ewww…why do you care how big my poop is?
If you’re anything like me, you’re tired of hearing the same old jokes. Every day. Every walk. Any city.
But you know what joke I’m most tired of? The joke of most dog products claiming to be for “big dogs”.
Are these companies not paying attention to my Instagram feed? (#dinosaster just in case you aren’t either).
I mean, who are they kidding? Dog collars that won’t even fit around my paws.
Harnesses that snap just when I lean forward to find a nice flower to pee on.
Treats that I can’t even locate in my jowls.
Nah, that stuff is garbage.
One thing that people keep consistently saying when they see me… “Whoa…that’s a big ass dog!”
That’s right – I AM a Big Ass Dog!
And Big Ass Dogs need Big Ass Products.
So my parents said “enough is enough”. It was time to bring some products with function and swagger to the Big Ass Dogs!
These are MY PRODUCTS.
They work for Big Ass Dogs. They’re durable…they fit…and they have attitude – just like us!
They are Big Ass Products from the Big Ass Dog Company!
They make me look and feel cool and they’ll do the same for you…
And since my li’l sister Shelby taught me to share, I’m gonna do that with you.
Click the button below and let’s show of our Big Ass Stuff together!
